'We Three Kids' (sung to 'We Three Kings') | Zach Everson

‘We Three Kids’ (sung to ‘We Three Kings’)

Donald Trump and Donald Jr., Eric, Melania, Tiffany, and Ivanka at the Trump Hotel DC openingWe three kids of Ivana are

Seeking grift we traverse afar.

Steal and ransack, then to backtrack,

Following daddy’s star.

 

O star of plunder, star of fright,

Star of trash TV at night,

Backward leading, hair receding,

Guide us with thy gaslight.

 

Born an heir in Queens but plain,

Gold decor now masks his shame,

Sad! forever, beloved never

Yet over us all to reign.

 

O star of plunder, star of fright,

Star of trash TV at night,

Backward leading, hair receding

Guide us with thy gaslight.

 

Based on “We Three Kings,” as the lyrics appear on Metrolyrics.

Photo: Zach Everson

 

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One Response to ‘We Three Kids’ (sung to ‘We Three Kings’)

  1. Jessica Eturralde December 22, 2016 at 2:10 pm #

    Gaslighting indeed. Hilarious — I don’t know whether to laugh or sob under my piano with a bottle of sherry and a bag of chocolate pretzels.

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