'Secret Ocean 3D' flash review | Zach Everson

‘Secret Ocean 3D’ flash review

Secret Ocean 3DSaturday I saw Secret Ocean 3DJean-Michel Cousteau’s look at the smallest life in the sea. Some thoughts:

  • Even in 3D, watching plankton feed is not interesting.
  • On the other hand, seeing a sea cucumber in 3D summon all of its energy to stiffen and shoot out some spawn is fascinating.
  • Speaking of which, over the years, how many sea animals have accidentally tried to reproduce with a Cousteau wetsuit?
  • This film will reinforce any fears you may have regarding vagina dentata.

Photo: Courtesy Secret Ocean 3D

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