Saturday I saw Secret Ocean 3D, Jean-Michel Cousteau’s look at the smallest life in the sea. Some thoughts:
- Even in 3D, watching plankton feed is not interesting.
- On the other hand, seeing a sea cucumber in 3D summon all of its energy to stiffen and shoot out some spawn is fascinating.
- Speaking of which, over the years, how many sea animals have accidentally tried to reproduce with a Cousteau wetsuit?
- This film will reinforce any fears you may have regarding vagina dentata.
Photo: Courtesy Secret Ocean 3D